Today's tattle is again brought to you by my incredulous husband's observant eye and insane drivers everywhere.
This one goes out to you, Mr. Chinese Fire Drill Beer Drinker. You crazy rule-bending road champion. You master of the truckbed cooler.
Somehow, when Nashville authorities asked you to conserve water, you complied by drinking beer? After getting out of your car at a stop light? And walking around behind to the passenger's side of your truckbed? And pulling out a beer from a cooler? And opening it? And drinking it?
And walking back around just before the light turned green, getting back into the driver's seat, and continuing to sip your tasty beverage of choice as you drove away?
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
In the words of that wise sage, Bill Engvall, HERE'S YOUR SIGN.