I showed a coworker my red ink-bespeckled arms from where I have rested on my To-Do list and the pages I'm correcting. Hazard of the job, I guess. I've had spots there for 2-3 days now, and simply cannot get them out. They look suspicious—at first glance, it could be taken as blood spots on my wrists.
She just laughed. "No! Don't do it!" she said in mock horror. "It isn't worth it! It's just a catalog!"
Yeah, but there's 98 more ... and less than 60 days ...